Have a Deadly Christmas Greeting Card

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A perfectly innocent tree taken down in it's prime. It was just standing there minding it's own business, swaying in some wind, when some saw-wielding maniac started slicing away at it's trunk. After this blatant disregard for tree life, they had the unmitigated gull to place their ill-gained trophy for children and kittens to idolize.

We believe in the stopping of the gross slaughter of our fir-y friends. We believe that in these times of such horror in the tree world that they deserve a proper burial. So call up your local mortuary to send the appropriate vehicle to honour the death of one of Mother Nature's beautiful pine cone creators. Don't forget to add this card to your cart to show your recognition and love to all the trees brought down in such a tragic way.

Have a Deadly Christmas!

Each spooky greeting card is approximately 127x178 (5 x 7 inches) and comes with a matching red envelope.

Materials & Process
This greeting card is made up of layers of card stock which is machine cut and then glued together for a 3D look and high quality feel.

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These are handmade cards and each one might not be identical. The item in the photos are just samples and not the exact card that will be sent to you...except that one person who gets that exact sample card, then the item is exactly as pictured. For everyone else, it will be pretty close to what you see.

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